23. Tu quơ

Tu quơ

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Hai Lúa đệ tu quơ một hồi (nói chuyện tiếng Mỹ bằng tay) lại nhận được bài nhận xét này của cô Jackie, một người cũng vì tò mò về đệ mà đệ mới được quen qua sự giới thiệu của anh bạn người Nhật.

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Q: Why don’t Buddhists vacuum in the corners?

A: Because they have no attachments.

Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?

A: M.T. Ness

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they are the light bulb.

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

HL: You miss one. The one who just looking (the basic one, I mean).

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Tree falling in the forest.

HL: Cái này ngầu lắm đó nghe.

Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?

A: He enters Nerdvana

Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday?

A: Nothing.

Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return?

A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the giver replied, “Thank you”

Disciple: “Master, why did Bodhidharma come from the West?”

Master: “Ask that post over there”

Disciple: “I don’t understand”

Master: “Neither do I”

Gassho

Jackie

Empty handed I entered the world,

Barefoot I leave it.

My coming, my going...

Two simple happenings that got entangled